NORMAL LIFE: New Harry Potter Over Voddy!

I got back at 5am this morning after a seven day trip to the North of Finland and Norway. Whilst I was away, I colleague has sent me a message to let me know that the latest Harry Potter - which I had pre-ordered online - had arrived at the office.

Still tired from such a late night, I collected it this morning and, by page thirty, had to make a stiff drink. Resettled, and alternating between sips of vodka and coke laced with fresh lime juice and paprika-flavoured nuts, what do I make of the first seventy-four pages? Frightully entertaining stuff!