NORMAL LIFE: That Shitty Feeling!

Ever get the distinct feeling that someone - or something - is out to get you? Ever feel like a colleague is trying to sabotage your efforts at the office? Ever feel like your boss is challenging you with tasks that seem near-impossible? More significantly, do you ever feel like you're being shit on?

That's exactly the feeling I had the other day when, as I walked to the doctors for a check up on my ears, a seagull dumped a huge mound of muck from above onto my newly shaven, sunburnt head! He must have seen me coming, my bright red head bobbing up and down as I walked along Arkadiankatu.

Go on, laugh, see if I care! But you won't be laughing when I come into money, or does that only apply when you step into shit?